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Post by chess on Mar 7, 2011 18:55:55 GMT -5
BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS AWESOME FORBIDDEN LOVE THAT WE MUST HIDE FROM THE WORLD! that's why we're friends. simple as that xD pff you're as funny as sliced bread and in case you haven't noticed sliced bread ISN'T funny. like at all. honestly, we're gonna need a girl to help us out. cause we're both pretty much doomed. all i know is girls like candle lighting. or at least that's what i've seen in the movies >.> i wonder how accurate all those chick flicks are. push comes to shove we could watch a whole bunch of them and plan a date without angel's help. YOU CAN GIVE IN IF YOU WANT TO PETER! STOP DENYING YOUR LOVE FOR ME! oh god, without us faye and angel would die inside because they wouldn't know true happiness. you're right, our love must stay hidden xD p.s. she will not because she'll just think you're odd and then beat you up for spreading terrible lies about me. no peter i do not want to play back up for you. not on that song. that song is so annoying dear lord. i don't know why girls like that song so much. WAIT THE HELL?! I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING! this isn't even fair. i pay back my debt to faye and now i'm in debt to you? this is bullshit.
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Post by petesta on Mar 9, 2011 21:29:12 GMT -5
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status my best friend is a jerk. mood blah music when september ends by greenday
oh right right right. i always forget about the forbidden love. what the-- BREAD IS SO FUNNY. you just have a bad sense of humor. so says everyone.
ohhh chess, you just asked me on a date! you just asked me on a date to watch chick flicks with you! chester....i would love to watch chick flicks with you <3 and ikr?! chicks need us to keep our love a secret. c'est la vie.
i don't know why girls like it. i don't even know why i agreed to sing it. i may have to shoot myself afterwards. AND GET USED TO IT, CHESS. i'm doing you a favor by helping you with your favor to faye. what do i get out of it? nothing. except for a headache from having to learn that STUPID song. therefore, you owe me.
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Post by chess on Mar 12, 2011 15:10:57 GMT -5
dude; bread is so not funny. it just sits there and does nothing. the only thing even slightly interesting about it is watching it rise when you're baking a fresh loaf. there's nothing funny about bread. HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT OUR SECRET FORBIDDEN LOVE? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL PAN! ;~; it's not a date if i bring angel :p then it's just a threesome xD though i'm pretty sure angel wouldn't be down to do a threesome with someone that she doesn't really know all that great. the ladies aren't ready for two studs like us to bring out secret love out of the closet. they wouldn't be able to handle it if we did xD dude you're not going to shoot yourself cause i won't let you. OH THIS IS BULLSHIT! i don't owe you anything pan. this isn't fair. i'm helping you do something nice for your girlfriend. if anything YOU OWE ME because faye is gonna be happy which is gonna make you happy which is gonna make me happy and then i'm gonna be sad cause there's no one to help me do something special for angel when i finally tell her how i feel about her. so technically YOU OWE ME BIG TIME!
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Post by petesta on Mar 12, 2011 15:18:17 GMT -5
PartyingPan has signed on
status my best friend is a jerk. mood blah music when september ends by greenday
stop raining on my parade ;; I'M SORRY, OKAY?! D; i swear, i didn't mean anything by forgetting it.
blech. threesomes are too much work. you have to include both people plus i hate sharing. and work. sooooo..... no.
HEY. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. if i want to shoot myself i will shoot myself. lucky for you, (and me. and faye.) i don't want to. NO. NO NO NO. you're twisting this around i make faye happy a number of ways. i don't need your help. so i'll just pull out of this whole thing. HAVE FUN WITH FAYE'S LAUNDRY :3
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Post by chess on Mar 19, 2011 18:56:17 GMT -5
oh, trust me you don't want me to rain on your parade. i'm being nice as hell right now. if i was to rain on your parade there would be rain and thunder and all that good stuff. hell there'd probably even be a hurricane or a tornado or something cause i'm just that awesome at controlling the weather haha. BULLSHIT PETER NEWMAN! i'm telling faye that she can't have you anymore. i'm claiming what once was mine :p yeah on second thought no threesome with you. there's no way in hell that i'm sharing angel with you. like ever. i'll share a lot of things with you but there's no way i'm sharing her with you. she's mine <3 YES I CAN DAMNIT! >.< cause if you shoot yourself, then faye is gonna cry and be sad. then i'm gonna cry and be sad cause faye is crying and sad. and then if i'm crying and sad then grant is gonna be crying and sad. then carson is gonna be crying and sad. and angel is gonna be crying and sad. basically the whole world is gonna be crying and sad. simple as that. so no peter, you can't shoot yourself even if you wanted too. dude i'm telling you, if you get up and sing to faye at the halloween carnival she'll be so happy that she'll start crying and she'll love you forever and there's no way that you guys will break up. like ever.
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Post by petesta on Mar 21, 2011 1:25:36 GMT -5
PartyingPan has signed on
status my best friend is a jerk. mood blah music when september ends by greenday
you're full of shit. that's right. shit. peter panning newman uses big boy words. BOOM. roasted. butbutbutbut...i don't want to trade faye for you! D: YOU HAVE NICE HAIR. BUT SHE HAS NICE HAIR TOO, CHESS! and boobs. i like those.
aw look. you're possessive! that's presh, chess <3 <3 presh times ten.
wow. i didn't even realize that i had that much... i think you're lying. i think if i shot myself, like, five people would come to my funeral. but just for you, chessy-poo. just for you i'll refrain from shooting myself. well. and for faye. and grant. and magic. and jacey. those are my five friends <3 (sorry angel's not on there. i kinda, uh, don't know her.)
FINE. alright? i'm singing the stupid song to her. i've already got the chords down. there's, like, four. fdjsaklfdjsalk; fuck. i hate this. this feeling that i need to impress her. I NEVER FELT THAT BEFORE! but i sure as hell feel it now.
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