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Post by chess on Mar 6, 2011 1:10:57 GMT -5
 sure peter; i'm madly in love with you and am totally jealous that faye has ruined any chance of us getting together -_- that make you feel any better? you can't see it but i'm rolling my eyes at you, just thought you should know. dude everyone thinks you guys are like the cutest couple on campus. BUT THAT'S JUST CAUSE I HAVEN'T MADE MY MOVE ON ANGEL! we shall be even cooler than you and faye 8-) simply cause i said so. end of story. god you and faye both suck for not knowing angel. you really should meet her man. she's the coolest chick in the world. she's kinda on the violent side though and likes hitting people if you piss her off so i would wear protective gear around her if i was you. but she's super cute so that cancels out the fact that she's violent. DUDE DUDE DUDE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN! i'll grab angel and we'll help you make this as painless as humanly possible. trust me you will be thanking me later if everything works out and faye is super happy. I'VE GOTTEN YOU INTO NOTHING! BLAME FAYE!
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Post by petesta on Mar 6, 2011 1:15:53 GMT -5
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there. don't you feel better now that you've gotten that off your chest, bro?
WHOA. you....you did not just challenge mine and faye's cuteness!
you'll never win.
people have been waiting for faye and i to get together for years.
if faye and i don't know angel, chances are most people don't, meaning that, while you two may be adorable,
faye and i will aways be cuter.
BOOM.
ROASTED.
i dunno. i don't like girls that hit me. hit ON me, sure.
hit me? no.
but i'll look her up.
i'll make friends! i like friends.
I WILL NOT CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
i'm going to screw any romantic plans up, i just know it!
i screw things up with i'm nervous!
well...and when i'm not nervous.
if you could see me right now, i'm rolling around in my bed having convulsions of pure anger and screaming.
well...
not right now because right now i'm typing.
but as soon as i send this...it's on.
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Post by chess on Mar 6, 2011 7:33:16 GMT -5
oh god yes i feel so much better now that my love for you has come out the closet. i'll have to tell faye to remind me to beat you up next time i see you in case i forget. dude relax. you and faye aren't the only cute couple in the school. besides anyone that knows me knows angel by association cause we're always running around school beating each other up. we'll be the most violent couple xD she doesn't hit EVERYONE i think it's just me. she's a lot nicer to other people. i'm just a special case cause i've known her since we were kids so i know all her secrets and shit. PETER PANNING NEWMAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN! everything's going to be fine. you're not gonna screw anything up. just breathe and stop going crazy. crazy is my thing and it only makes me look good. you're not gonna mess things up and you and faye are gonna have an awesome night and you're gonna love me for the rest of your life. hell you're gonna love me so much that you're gonna break up with faye cause you won't know what to do with yourself haha.
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Post by petesta on Mar 6, 2011 17:30:24 GMT -5
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faye won't remind you to beat me up! in case you've forgotten, she and i are madly in love.
besides, you love me too much to hurt me <3
faye and i ARE the only cute couple, don't try and tear down my self esteem, you jerk.
but you and this angel girl can have most violent couple. that's allowed.
STOP TELLING ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
you don't realize what's at stake here, chess!
what if i screw it up and then faye's like,
"wow. douche."
then we're done.
then i murder you for making me do cheesy and romantic.
then i'm definitely NOT dating you.
no matter how nice your hair is.
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Post by chess on Mar 6, 2011 21:05:37 GMT -5
madly in love or not faye likes me best. chicks love the cute musicians with cat eye contacts. don't hate. you know you wish you could date me. be honest. you know i look better than faye. pffffff; just wait until i make my move on angel. we're gonna out cute you and faye. just watch. we'll be the cutest and most violent couple at j cricket xD NO PETER I WILL NOT STOP TELLING YOU TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN UNLESS YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! don't make me go to your dorm and strangle you cause you know i can and will do it. you're not gonna screw up. faye's gonna love you even more than she already does and you're gonna be so freaking amazing by how well it all worked out you're gonna cheat on faye with me cause you know that i'm a sexy mo'fo and you wanna get in my pants :p simple as that. by the way, you're singing a whole new world for faye so shut up and get to practicing :D
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Post by petesta on Mar 6, 2011 21:12:38 GMT -5
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you are just enjoying tearing me down, aren't you? i'm going to have to call faye up, and do you know what she'll find when she comes running to comfort me?
me, sitting on my bed, eating chocolate frosting and crying about how fat and stupid i am.
this is what you've reduced me to chess.
i hope you're happy.
bastard.
I AM CALMED THE FUCK DOWN. CAN YOU NOT TELL BY THE WAY I AM CURRENTLY SCREAMING AT YOU?!
you are not going to strangled me because that would be mean.
faye could very easily realize i'm not good enough for her.
i've already told you, nice hair or not i am NOT into you.
i'm sorry you can't accept that yet, but someday.
i'm going to tell angel that you love me.
she should know.
AND NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO .
I will not sing that song.
never. ever. you can't make me.
nyeh.
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Post by chess on Mar 6, 2011 21:20:38 GMT -5
oh stop being such a freaking girl. you know it's all out of lovely best friend love <3 faye would probably laugh anyway cause you took my teasing so personal :p DUDE YOU ARE NOT CALMED THE FUCK DOWN. STOP YELLING BEFORE I GO TO YOUR DORM AND STRANGLE YOU! dude for the 123498765473920th time nothing is gonna go wrong. faye is gonna think that you're amazing. you guys are gonna have an awesome time. she's gonna cry those happy girl tears. and everyone will live happily ever after and my debt will be repaid. LIES AND SLANDER! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST THE SEXY APPEAL OF CHESTER JASON ABRAMS! no one can. it's just a common fact. one day you'll realize how much you want me. dear god don't tell angel x_x she already thinks i'm weird and makes fun of me all the time. you're just adding fuel to her fire. dude you have to sing it. i'm pretty sure faye loves that song. she wanted me to sing that song to angel. if you sing it to her YOU BECOME THE INSTANT STUD! i'll even be nice and play back up for you. but i'm not gonna sing. there's no chance in hell i'm gonna sing that duet with you. there's certain lines that i just don't cross.
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Post by petesta on Mar 6, 2011 21:29:55 GMT -5
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i am not being a girl! -girlish flail-
faye always laughs at me. i'm a funny guy.
i am not taking it personally! >P
I. AM. FUCKING. CALM.
hmph. fine. i'll go along with your plans.
but then you'll owe ME for helping you get out of this debt.
thasswussup.
I CAN RESIST YOU. I'VE RESISTED YOU THIS LONG, HAVE I NOT?
it gets harder and harder each day, though.
your hair is just so....perfect. <3
i am telling angel. right now.
and i don't want your help. i'll sing the stupid song to her myself, thankyouverymuch.
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Post by chess on Mar 6, 2011 22:33:15 GMT -5
dude you're such a girl . Why am I friends with you again ? Pff you just think that faye thinks you're funny . She just laughs so she does have to see you flail like a girl :p mhm ; calm my ass . You better go along with my plans ! As soon as I come up with one . I might need angel to help me out cause I don't know diddly squat about girls and romance stuff . DUDE I TOTALLY KNEW THAT YOU COULD RESIST ME ! Just give into temptation already and stop living in denial . It's not healthy for you to live like that you know haha . Don't tell angel ; dear god man don't tell angel . You don't even know her she'll be all "who the hell are you and why are you telling me these odd things about chess ? Sicko ." and then probably hit you or something cause it's what she does best . FINE I WASNT GONNA PLAY BACK UP FOR YOU ANYWAY ! Ungrateful jerk . Wait what ?! I OWE YOU NOTHING ! I'm helping you score major points with faye . That's a reward in and of itself dammit >.<
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Post by petesta on Mar 6, 2011 22:47:09 GMT -5
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WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH ME?!?!?!
i can't believe you just asked that.
why am i friends with you, huh?
and oh puhlease. faye thinks i'm the funniest thing since...
uhm...
what's something else that's funny?
well, i don't know anything about romance either.
so.
yeah, angel is a good bet.
I CAN'T GIVE IN CHESS, I CAN'T.
ours is a forbidden love. you have angel, i have faye.
think where these two lovely ladies would be without us!
we must be strong.
for the ladies, chess.
p.s. angel will get over the initial shock of a stranger. most people do. especially when that stranger is ME.
YOU WOULD LOVE TO PLAY BACK UP FOR ME.
but no.
and you SOOOOOO owe me!
i'm helping you get out of faye's/mine laundry.
trust me, you owe me big time.
i'll think of something for you to do (;
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